American Sophomores Free Tibet
India Elects First Female President, Asks Her to Stay in Kitchen
India has elected its first female president in the country’s history, and asks her to fulfil her term ‘from the comfort of her kitchen’.
Miss World Contestant Speaks Out Against Charity Work, World Peace
In her competition speech from the stage, this year's Miss North Korea made a coquettish address in which she covered her hatred of charities and their work, and her desire for complete global anarchy and carnage in a full rejection of the principle of world peace.
Russian War Criminal Given Greatest Honour at Russian Oscars
A Russian soldier has been bestowed his country’s highest honour when he was given the title of chief war criminal at a lavish ceremony of the Russian Oscars held at the Kremlin yesterday.
Prince Philip Fears There Aren't Enough People Left to Offend
Prince Philip expressed concerns this morning that he may have got slightly carried away with his scathing attacks on people of every creed, colour and religion.
Bush Pacifies Congress by Playing Sweet Home Alabama
After a barrage of difficult questions from US Congressmen, President George W. Bush, in a debating move unprecedented in the history of the US Congress, restored order in the House by playing the Lynrd Skynyrd classic 'Sweet Home Alabama'.
Lack of Demonstrations in Paris Leaves French Reeling
A day has past in Paris without a single demonstration leaving locals and commuters in a state of disbelief.
Bush's Facebook Wall Still Blank
Over six weeks have passed after 43rd President of the United States George W. Bush composed his Facebook profile, and yet his message wall still remains blank.
Texas Prison Chiefs Unveil Electric Bench
Texas prison chiefs today unveiled the electric-bench at Galvaston State Penitentiary after three years of research and development. The bench has been labelled ‘a fantastic breakthrough in the battle against rising prison numbers.’
Israel and Palestine Decide to Take a Break, Try Seeing New People
Israel and Palestine have called off their long-standing feud in order to take a break and try to see other people.
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