America’s National Basketball Association (NBA) has decided to tie-up with some of rap music’s biggest names in order to deter even more Caucasian players taking up the sport professionally.

A doctor has discovered that much-loved Sky Sports anchor Richard Keys is in fact more ape than man.

Tour de France organisers have launched a scathing attack on competitor Jules Coupet for not taking any performance-enhancing drugs throughout the whole event.

America’s National Basketball Association (NBA) has decided to tie-up with some of rap music’s biggest names in order to deter even more Caucasian players taking up the sport professionally.

A beleaguered British adult entertainment star, Cherry Poppins, has asked footballers to donate a day’s wages to the porn star charity, The Pornographers Universal Minge Proliferation Group (PUMP Group), in return for taking part in a gangbang.

British number one, Andy Murray, today served up an unexpected interruption to the relative calm of post-Wimbledon tennis as it emerged that his failure to compete in this year’s championships was the result of a poorly executed prank.

A radical new form of marketing is set to see Britain’s top footballers alter their names in exchange for advertising revenues.

A scandal has broken out in the world of wrestling entertainment after it was revealed that the result of a fixture last month was not pre-decided.

The Football Association announced today that the opening round of fixtures for the new season will be preceded by a minute of pointless solemnity.