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Student Realises Summer Holiday Plans Were Over-Ambitious

thenewsentry Editors — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:53:58 -0700

Bristol student Vic Romano was recently left feeling ashamed and inadequate after failing to achieve a single one of his holiday plans.

Channel 4 to Launch “Drug Deal or No Deal”

thenewsentry Editors — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:02:55 -0700

Channel 4 has decided to launch a spin-off of its immensely popular daytime game show, tentatively titled Drug Deal or No Deal.

Jack Bauer Dying for a Lie-Down in 6th Season

thenewsentry Editors — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:06:25 -0700

Maverick agent Jack Bauer has pleaded for some small degree of respite come the 6^th season of hit show 24.

Chinese Athlete Completes 100 Metres a Year in Advance

thenewsentry Editors — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:05:00 -0700

The first Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games was today presented to Chinese 100 metre runner Zhao Hui, after he completed a 12 second race, finishing first, second, and third, having run the race a year early 'to gain a crucial advantage'.

Foresters asked to ‘plant more trees’ for Bollywood

thenewsentry Editors — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:25:29 -0700

International forestry is set to receive a huge boost from the Indian film industry, following repeated complaints of a ‘lack of trees to dance around thanks to global warming’.

Offensively-Named Rock Band Not Allowed to Perform in US

thenewsentry Editors — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:20:49 -0700

The members of the smash hit band ‘I Loved Watching 9/11, Didn’t You?’ have spoken out against their ban from performing in the USA.

American Sophomores Free Tibet

thenewsentry Editors — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:01:04 -0700

The 50-year Chinese military stranglehold on Tibet was left in tatters yesterday after a daring ground assault by three Harvard sophomores. Gillian Moore, 19, Sarah Friedberg, 20, and Madison Carter, 20, launched an invasion by commercial airliner, liberating the 1.22 million square kilometre former Autonomous Region in a matter of hours.

Post-Modern Masterpiece Is ‘Just a Turd’

thenewsentry Editors — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:57:41 -0700

A piece of artwork being hailed as a post-modern masterpiece is, its creator argues, nothing more than a turd.

Atlantis Discovered Under Gloucestershire Floods

thenewsentry Editors — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:17:55 -0700

Rescue workers sifting through the floodwaters in Gloucestershire have unexpectedly discovered the Lost City of Atlantis.

MPs Guilty of Too Much "Twist and Shout"

thenewsentry Editors — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:15:54 -0700

Whilst most Brits believed that politicians had done their best to combat the rise of most abhorrent dances, an overwhelming majority were still critical of MPs delectation of the “twist and shout”.