Angry rumblings today in the twin worlds of reading disorders and edgy fashionwear as the new pressure group DIPSHIT (International Dyslexic Society for Protesting Humiliating and Insensitive Treatment) takes action against insensitive clothing slogans.  

A recent report commissioned in the United States has discovered that Celine Dion’s heart will in fact ‘not go on’.

A TV psychic astounded a studio audience recently when he revealed, among other things, that a man’s dead mother was a woman.  

Top UK chefs Gordon Ramsay, Ainsley Harriott and Anthony Worrall-Thompson have teamed up to save Africa.

Chelsea’s manager, Jose Mourinho, has unveiled that he is desperate for the next copy of the computer game “Championship Manager” to be released so that he can find inspiration for the January transfer window.

As Wimbledon gets underway, the phenomenon known as Henmania is due its annual re-appearance.

A small West African state shocked the world yesterday by revealing that it spent aid money on vital goods the population needs.  

Cosmetics firms have decided to appease animal rights activists by testing their products on aesthetically unfortunate humans instead. 

A recent survey has found that guinea pigs are the most pointlessly idiotic and worst pets that money can buy.  

Popular magazine ‘The Big Issue’ has released a scathing indictment of its salesmen, saying that they lack the cutting edge needed to survive in an increasingly competitive marketplace.