Write for thenewsentry.com

Of course, in order to be the all-conquering satirical website that we want to be, we need writers. Motivated, funny, intelligent, witty and good-looking writers. In fact, you don’t even have to be good-looking. Even the facially unfortunate are welcome, as a cursory glance at the editors will attest.

Initially writers will be unpaid, but within a matter of months we will be looking for subeditors. Eventually we will be looking to pay writers per article. Obviously the more you write for us, the more likely we are to ask you to become one of our subeditors.

Of course, even if you don’t want to hit this obvious apex of journalism, it’s still great exposure for any aspiring writer, and will provide potential CV material.

If you are interested in writing for us, drop an e-mail with a sample of your work to Jon Lynes or Adeel Amini at editors@thenewsentry.com