Miss World Contestant Speaks Out Against Charity Work, World Peace

In her competition speech from the stage, this year's Miss North Korea made a coquettish address in which she covered her hatred of charities and their work, and her desire for complete global anarchy and carnage in a full rejection of the principle of world peace.

Kim Ae-young, Miss North Korea, stood between other global beauties, a hotly-tipped claimant to the coveted crown in the Pyongyang-held second round of the global pageant/softcore porn buffet. Judges were impressed with her bearing, her grace, and her ability to march in perfect time to revolutionary marching band music. Attired in a glittering diamond tiara, silk sash, full military uniform and AK-47 assault rifle, the blushing 19 year-old made her way to the stage, where she began her speech.

"I'd like to thank my dad and mom for helping me to stand here today!" she spoke through tears of joy to rapturous applause. "While all the girls here are gorgeous, to me my mom's the most beautiful woman on Earth!"

Compere Michael Angelo then asked the Oriental belle what her hobbies were.

Coyly, Ms Kim raised her eyes to the judging panel, hand-selected by Kim Jong-Il, and began, "Well, Michael, ever since I was a little girl growing up in Pyongyang, I have had a lifelong hatred of charity work. My main hobby, I guess, is seeking out those who carry out so-called 'charitable' acts, undermining the agrarian and cultural strategies of our Dear Leader, and reporting them to the Public Security Bureau."

"I'm a naughty girl at home, but don't worry, all you bleeding hearts out there are safe... for now!" she quipped, raising smiles and laughter from the panel.

Ms Kim went on to describe her fervent hope for the annihilation of world peace, that the USA would be "bombed into oblivion" and that her nation would rise to "crush the decadent West beneath the jackboot of our noble Communist cause". She acted out each phase of her speech with beautifully executed balletic movements, wowing the 89% male Communist Party member audience.

Ms Kim also mentioned her dislike of kittens, children and men who wanted to get to know her for who she was.