Several towns in Kent were in a tightly regulated state of disarray yesterday evening after a crack government squad, code-named 'The A-Quango', escaped from a maximum-security conference room in Whitehall.

Governments across the globe are uniting to sanction the “Truth in Internet Pornography Act” to prevent millions feeling short-changed over wrongly-labelled smut.

David Hasselhoff has shocked reporters by saying that he has decided to take himself a little less seriously. 

A scandal has broken out in the world of wrestling entertainment after it was revealed that the result of a fixture last month was not pre-decided.

Texas prison chiefs today unveiled the electric-bench at Galvaston State Penitentiary after three years of research and development. The bench has been labelled ‘a fantastic breakthrough in the battle against rising prison numbers.’