Israel and Palestine have called off their long-standing feud in order to take a break and try to see other people.

A Special Branch spokeswoman today announced the successful arrest of several of Britain's most prominent Pokémon trainers for a variety of animal abuse related charges. This comes after a long running undercover exercise led by Special Branch in co-operation with Interpol known as “Operation: Gotta Catch 'Em All’.

The leader of the Conservative Party, David Cameron, today demanded an independent public enquiry to uncover what he described as “the full extent of Tony Blair’s guitar enthusiasm”.

A PC owner took the drastic step of bursting his own eardrums last night in a desperate bid to escape the patronising rant of a Mac user.

Male models from across the country gathered in Trafalgar Square yesterday to protest against what they consider to be a grossly unfair gender bias in the glamour model industry. 

A white man has astounded the world of athletics by not finishing last in a 100 metre race, beating a black athlete in the process.