Blair's Reasons for Opposition to Constitution Revealed
Business and Politics
The former prime minister, apparently feeling free to express his genuine views after leaving office, told the press that his reservations were not to do with political or economic concerns, but with the city of Brussels itself.
Scientists Find Link Between Global Warming and the Size of Independent Headlines
Science and Technology
Researchers have found shocking evidence of a link between global warming and the size of the typeface on The Independent front page.
Eli Roth Releases “Woman Being Hit in the Face with a Hammer for Two Hours”
Entertainment
Horror director Eli Roth, the visionary behind the recent Hostel film series has revealed details of his new masterpiece, entitled Woman Being Hit in the Face with a Hammer for Two Hours.
Footballer Outraged At Being Overpaid
Sport
Footballer Clarence Patin has reacted angrily to news that his club will be offering him a £40,000 a week pay-rise.
Posh Student Finally Perfects Art of Consonant-free Speech
National
Edward Woodward, a student at the University of Edinburgh, has officially become the first posh student, or ‘rah’, to speak exclusively using vowel sounds.
Frenchman Fired for Turning Up to Work
World
A clerk in France has been made redundant when he unexpectedly turned up for work on a Saturday.
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