A piece of artwork being hailed as a post-modern masterpiece is, its creator argues, nothing more than a turd.

Kate Winslet has shocked fans by revealing that she will appear fully clothed in her latest film.

A contestant has been ejected from Channel 4 show Big Brother after trying to initiate a conversation with some form of intellectual heft.

R&B star Rihanna has been viciously attacked with an umbrella, following an extraordinary run at the top of the UK Chart with a single of the same name.

In a surprise casting move from the producers of infinitely reheatable paint-by-numbers sit-dram-tragicom Coronation Street, Sir Ian McKellen has been asked to return to the show after his hilarious turn as confidence trickster Mel Hutchwright, but this time in the role of Gandalf the Grey from Lord of the Rings.

In a move which has been received with a mixture of apathy and resignation, directors Mel Gibson and Zack Snyder have decided to team up and shoot a film entirely in slow motion.